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K: I saw someone leave this as an emoticon face on someone’s Facebook:
K: :3
K: and thought, “Zoidberg?”
 
M: I love you.
M: I think it is supposed to be a cat, but I always thought the same thing.

K: A cat? That’s silly.
K: :) -meow!
K: a cat.

Sorry I just made you vomit.

Just kidding no I’m not. Fuck you. We’re awesome.


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Surprisingly awake for an early Saturday.

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Haha, snow.

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Faux Weekend!

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DID YOU KNOW THAT IRELAND

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– D’aw, my Lucky Charms shirt has a hole in it. :(

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– Spending the rest of my day uploading thousands of shuttle photos from News 13 viewers. Yeah, thousands.

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It's the week of St. Patty's Day, and I just got off a long work day. That can only mean 1 thing: More Shamrock Shakes.

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Workin’ the shuttle countdown this morning. One of these days I’d better actually going do it on the coast.

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- Going to Watchmen tonight knowing absolutely nothing about Watchmen except "big blue naked guy B had me Photoshop onto a baseball card."

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- Hey can everyone stop running into each other on I-4 while I'm driving on it? Or better yet, ever? Thanks you guys!

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would like to thank my dad for teaching me how to change a flat tire LIKE A MAN so I could get my brother to the airport in time.

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- My bro and I are about to ride the hell out of some watered slides.

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– Status Post on a Waterslide ... God that was so long ago :(

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- Operation: Find a Shamrock Shake is under way.

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– This hour’s killing me, man.

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- I lost and recovered my phone twice yesterday. I'm either the luckiest or the clumsiest man alive. For now, I'll stick with the former.

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Followin' up baseball with Billy Joel and Elton John. Good day 8)

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"World Phucking Champions" T-shirt count at the game: 2

Number of people thrown out because of it: 0

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Mike Schmidt's coaching 3rd for Team USA.

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